http://www.lancsngfl.ac.uk/curriculum/literacy/lit_site/html/fiction/...Who hasn't exceeded there duty free limit at one time or another?
I arrived at Dover some years ago (when 200 fags duty free was the
norm) with 13 cases of wine and a whole lot of beer, I volunteered I
had the stuff before I was challanged and told them it was for a
street party (which it was, truly.) and the guy said 'Piss off quick
before I see it and enjoy your party'.