JonDown
2006-02-01 13:19:07 UTC
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his huge shiny limousine when
he saw
two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate the situation.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for
food," the poor man
replied. "We HAVE TO eat grass." Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you
can come with me to my house and I'll feed you!" "But sir. I have a wife
and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring
them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too." The second
man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring
them all!" the lawyer answered.
They all jammed into the huge limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows
turned to
the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us
with you." Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll
really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"
he saw
two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate the situation.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for
food," the poor man
replied. "We HAVE TO eat grass." Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you
can come with me to my house and I'll feed you!" "But sir. I have a wife
and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring
them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too." The second
man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring
them all!" the lawyer answered.
They all jammed into the huge limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows
turned to
the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us
with you." Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll
really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"