Discussion:
Consecration to Our Lady of the Miraculous Medal
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Danny Marshall
2006-10-01 16:31:32 UTC
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O Virgin Mother of God,
Mary Immaculate,
we dedicate and consecrate ourselves to you
under the title of Our Lady of the Miraculous Medal.
May this Medal be for each one of us
a sure sign of your affection for us
and a constant reminder of our duties towards you.
Ever while wearing it,
may we be blessed by your loving protection
and preserved in the grace of your Son.
O most powerful Virgin,
Mother of our Saviour,
keep us close to you every moment of our lives.
Obtain for us,
your children,
the grace of a happy death;
so that, in union with you,
we may enjoy the bliss of heaven forever.

Amen.

O Mary, conceived without sin,
pray for us who have recourse to you.

O Mary, conceived without sin,
pray for us who have recourse to you.

O Mary, conceived without sin,
pray for us who have recourse to you.
Mike W
2006-10-01 20:42:23 UTC
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FOR GODS SAKE, Fuck off
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Post by Danny Marshall
O Virgin Mother of God,
Mary Immaculate,
we dedicate and consecrate ourselves to you
under the title of Our Lady of the Miraculous Medal.
May this Medal be for each one of us
a sure sign of your affection for us
and a constant reminder of our duties towards you.
Ever while wearing it,
may we be blessed by your loving protection
and preserved in the grace of your Son.
O most powerful Virgin,
Mother of our Saviour,
keep us close to you every moment of our lives.
Obtain for us,
your children,
the grace of a happy death;
so that, in union with you,
we may enjoy the bliss of heaven forever.
Amen.
O Mary, conceived without sin,
pray for us who have recourse to you.
O Mary, conceived without sin,
pray for us who have recourse to you.
O Mary, conceived without sin,
pray for us who have recourse to you.
Count de Monet
2006-10-02 07:05:26 UTC
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Post by Mike W
FOR GODS SAKE, Fuck off
Don't feed the troll
NM
2006-10-02 15:01:09 UTC
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Post by Danny Marshall
O Virgin Mother of God,
Impossible, virgins don't give birth, someone must have fucked her.
Post by Danny Marshall
Mary Immaculate,
Do you mean she was well kitted out
Post by Danny Marshall
we dedicate and consecrate ourselves to you
WE don't, you might, don't inclucde me in your delusions.
Post by Danny Marshall
under the title of Our Lady of the Miraculous Medal.
What miracle medal is this?
Post by Danny Marshall
May this Medal be for each one of us
Thereby becoming worthless, medals are a 'badge' of achievment, that's
why we don't all have one.
Post by Danny Marshall
a sure sign of your affection for us
Wrong, medals are awarded for achievment not popularity
Post by Danny Marshall
and a constant reminder of our duties towards you.
How exactly is the award of a medal a constant reminder of anything?
Post by Danny Marshall
Ever while wearing it,
Even in the shower? Must be fun in bed.
Post by Danny Marshall
may we be blessed by your loving protection
Oh I see it's like a force shield as used in Star Trek, actually Star
Trek is more believable than most God Bollox.
Post by Danny Marshall
and preserved in the grace of your Son.
Now we are on to jam and I suppose marmarlade.
Post by Danny Marshall
O most powerful Virgin,
What is a powerful virgin, you mean like Elizabeth the first.
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Mother of our Saviour,
I don't have a saviour
Post by Danny Marshall
keep us close to you every moment of our lives.
Speak for yourself sunshine, I like a bit of space myself.
Post by Danny Marshall
Obtain for us,
Lazy bastard, get it yourself.
Post by Danny Marshall
your children,
That you could not possibly have as you are a virgin, are they adopted?
Post by Danny Marshall
the grace of a happy death;
Aah!! the only thing you can be sure of, who would'nt wish to depart
happily
Post by Danny Marshall
so that, in union with you,
Are you proposing to fuck this virgin or maybe we all fuck her, is your
idea, a celestial gang bang, pervert.
Post by Danny Marshall
we may enjoy the bliss of heaven forever.
Deluded idiot, there is no heaven, save that inside your skull.
Post by Danny Marshall
Amen.
women and children.
Post by Danny Marshall
O Mary, conceived without sin,
Yeah! right.
Post by Danny Marshall
pray for us who have recourse to you.
Is she available, how does one get recourse?
Post by Danny Marshall
O Mary, conceived without sin,
If you believe that you will believe anything, like your missus
swearing that the brat is yours even though it's a different colour.
Post by Danny Marshall
pray for us who have recourse to you.
You keep on about this, how much does it cost for recourse, do you have
to wear a condom.
Post by Danny Marshall
O Mary, conceived without sin,
What is sinful about getting pregnant? The 'sinful' part is lying about
it and the foolish bit is believing it blindly, recognise anyone here?
Post by Danny Marshall
pray for us who have recourse to you.
Got her phone number, I could do with a bit of recourse,

PISS OFF WITH YOUR GOD BOLLOX SPAM.

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