JonDown
2006-02-06 16:55:07 UTC
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
working under your vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove their car to
Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with
the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of
people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a
pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public
ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and
found herself staring at her husband who was standing
idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in
his forehead.
working under your vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove their car to
Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with
the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of
people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a
pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public
ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and
found herself staring at her husband who was standing
idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in
his forehead.