The Ten Commandments

[Danny Marshall]

1. I am the Lord your God;
you shall not have strange gods before Me.

2. You shall not take the Name of the Lord your God in vain.

3. Remember to keep holy the Lord's day.

4. Honor your father and your mother.

5. You shall not kill.

6. You shall not commit adultery.

7. You shall not steal.

8. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.

9. You shall not covet your neighbour's wife.

10. You shall not covet your neighbour's goods.

[JH]

Post by Danny Marshall
1. I am the Lord your God;
you shall not have strange gods before Me.
2. You shall not take the Name of the Lord your God in vain.
3. Remember to keep holy the Lord's day.
4. Honor your father and your mother.
5. You shall not kill.
6. You shall not commit adultery.
7. You shall not steal.
8. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.
9. You shall not covet your neighbour's wife.
10. You shall not covet your neighbour's goods.

11. You shall not spam 6 groups on the uk.local.* hierarchy

[Brian G]

1. I am the Lord your God -

And I only exist in your imagination!

you shall not have strange gods before Me -

I do not exist, therefore how can I be?

2. You shall not take the Name of the Lord your God in vain -

Correct, it does not exist!

3. Remember to keep holy the Lord's day -

What day is that supposed to be then - even the various religions can't
agree on this - besides, more people go to the shops on a Sunday than pray
to an imaginary god.

4. Honor your father and your mother -

The only true saying in this work of fiction.

5. You shall not kill -

Then the various religions should take heed - they do it every day in in the
"name of religion"

6. You shall not commit adultery -

Why not, sex was around a long time before marriage?

7. You shall not steal -

Those that steal follow the example of the various religions over the years.

8. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour -

Religious zealots should try practising that one - whatever their faith or
denomination

9. You shall not covet your neighbour's wife -

Not likely, my neighbours wife is so ugly that she makes Les Dawson look
beautiful.

10. You shall not covet your neighbour's goods -

Spot on, they are in an even worse condition than mine!

11. You shall not spam 6 groups on the uk.local.* hierarchy -

ROTFLMYO

[Trigger]

Post by Danny Marshall
9. You shall not covet your neighbour's wife.

Thank God for that. She is a chav and overweight.

[NM]

Post by Danny Marshall
1. I am the Lord your God;

No you are not, you are just deluded.

Post by Danny Marshall
you shall not have strange gods before Me.

As you are not God you have no power to insist.

Post by Danny Marshall
2. You shall not take the Name of the Lord your God in vain.

Again here you go flexing your non existent muscles, understand, you do
not have the power to insist who takes who in vain, or not, as the case
may be.

Post by Danny Marshall
3. Remember to keep holy the Lord's day.

When is that exactly? Is it, the day the shops close (Sunday or if you
are in Tel Aviv Saturday)?

Post by Danny Marshall
4. Honor your father and your mother.

Good advice and not not a trace of God in it.

Post by Danny Marshall
5. You shall not kill.

Again good advice without trace of divine intervention

Post by Danny Marshall
6. You shall not commit adultery.

One can only commit adultery if one has respect for the laws of the
society that defines it, definitions vary from culture to culture.

Post by Danny Marshall
7. You shall not steal.

Agreed, good advice.

Post by Danny Marshall
8. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.

Tell that to the various religeons who have throughout recorded history
'born false witness' against each others beliefs, check out today's
papers for the current UK Muslim version.

Post by Danny Marshall
9. You shall not covet your neighbour's wife.

Jealousy, a perfectly natural human reaction, why fight it, it must
have evolved for a reason?

Post by Danny Marshall
10. You shall not covet your neighbour's goods.

See above

Why don't you take your god bollox and post it where it will be
appreciated, somewhere like uk.fantasyland for example?

[Chris Rockcliffe]

NM22/9/06 14:34

Post by NM

Post by Danny Marshall
1. I am the Lord your God;

No you are not, you are just deluded.

Post by Danny Marshall
you shall not have strange gods before Me.

As you are not God you have no power to insist.

Post by Danny Marshall
2. You shall not take the Name of the Lord your God in vain.

Again here you go flexing your non existent muscles, understand, you do
not have the power to insist who takes who in vain, or not, as the case
may be.

Post by Danny Marshall
3. Remember to keep holy the Lord's day.

When is that exactly? Is it, the day the shops close (Sunday or if you
are in Tel Aviv Saturday)?

Post by Danny Marshall
4. Honor your father and your mother.

Good advice and not not a trace of God in it.

Post by Danny Marshall
5. You shall not kill.

Again good advice without trace of divine intervention

Post by Danny Marshall
6. You shall not commit adultery.

One can only commit adultery if one has respect for the laws of the
society that defines it, definitions vary from culture to culture.

Post by Danny Marshall
7. You shall not steal.

Agreed, good advice.

Post by Danny Marshall
8. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.

Tell that to the various religeons who have throughout recorded history
'born false witness' against each others beliefs, check out today's
papers for the current UK Muslim version.

Post by Danny Marshall
9. You shall not covet your neighbour's wife.

Jealousy, a perfectly natural human reaction, why fight it, it must
have evolved for a reason?

Post by Danny Marshall
10. You shall not covet your neighbour's goods.

See above
Why don't you take your god bollox and post it where it will be
appreciated, somewhere like uk.fantasyland for example?

What makes you think that all these cross-posted threads are posted by
anyone who is remotely genuinely religious?

If I wanted to post trollspam to 50 different newsgroups which really pissed
off most people, then this kind of breast-beating 19th century Catholic
extended prayer book/missal stuff would do the trick nicely. There's enough
in one of those books to allow one dumbfuck - posting under a string of
invented names - a year or two of masturbatory pleasure.

CR

[Ron(UK)]

Chris Rockcliffe wrote:
Claptrap snipped

Post by Chris Rockcliffe
What makes you think that all these cross-posted threads are posted by
anyone who is remotely genuinely religious?
If I wanted to post trollspam to 50 different newsgroups which really pissed
off most people, then this kind of breast-beating 19th century Catholic
extended prayer book/missal stuff would do the trick nicely. There's enough
in one of those books to allow one dumbfuck - posting under a string of
invented names - a year or two of masturbatory pleasure.
CR

Experience in other newsgroups shows that the simplest way of shutting
these pests up is to either not respond at all, or trim crossposts and
instantly change the subject of their threads into something more
interesting.

Crossposts not snipped just this once

UkuleleRon posting from uk.local.cumbria

[Brian G]

Post by Chris Rockcliffe
NM22/9/06 14:34

Post by NM

Post by Danny Marshall
1. I am the Lord your God;

No you are not, you are just deluded.

Post by Danny Marshall
you shall not have strange gods before Me.

As you are not God you have no power to insist.

Post by Danny Marshall
2. You shall not take the Name of the Lord your God in vain.

Again here you go flexing your non existent muscles, understand, you
do not have the power to insist who takes who in vain, or not, as
the case may be.

Post by Danny Marshall
3. Remember to keep holy the Lord's day.

When is that exactly? Is it, the day the shops close (Sunday or if
you are in Tel Aviv Saturday)?

Post by Danny Marshall
4. Honor your father and your mother.

Good advice and not not a trace of God in it.

Post by Danny Marshall
5. You shall not kill.

Again good advice without trace of divine intervention

Post by Danny Marshall
6. You shall not commit adultery.

One can only commit adultery if one has respect for the laws of the
society that defines it, definitions vary from culture to culture.

Post by Danny Marshall
7. You shall not steal.

Agreed, good advice.

Post by Danny Marshall
8. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.

Tell that to the various religeons who have throughout recorded
history 'born false witness' against each others beliefs, check out
today's papers for the current UK Muslim version.

Post by Danny Marshall
9. You shall not covet your neighbour's wife.

Jealousy, a perfectly natural human reaction, why fight it, it must
have evolved for a reason?

Post by Danny Marshall
10. You shall not covet your neighbour's goods.

See above
Why don't you take your god bollox and post it where it will be
appreciated, somewhere like uk.fantasyland for example?

What makes you think that all these cross-posted threads are posted by
anyone who is remotely genuinely religious?
If I wanted to post trollspam to 50 different newsgroups which really
pissed off most people, then this kind of breast-beating 19th century
Catholic extended prayer book/missal stuff would do the trick nicely.
There's enough in one of those books to allow one dumbfuck - posting
under a string of invented names - a year or two of masturbatory
pleasure.
CR

Normally I 'bin' these posts with a few selective filters, but I just
couldn't pass this this one up!

Religion kills, so kill religion to get world-wide peace.

[sleepalot]

Chris Rockcliffe wrote:

[snip]

Post by Chris Rockcliffe
What makes you think that all these cross-posted
threads are posted by anyone who is remotely
genuinely religious?

Aye, there's the rub - proselytes behave exactly the
same as trolls!

Post by Chris Rockcliffe
If I wanted to post trollspam to 50 different newsgroups which
really pissed off most people, then this kind of breast-beating
19th century Catholic extended prayer book/missal stuff would
do the trick nicely.

You think so? I think if I were to troll groups with religious crap,
I'd be one of the first to get sick of it.

[Alfred Packer]

Post by Danny Marshall
9. You shall not covet your neighbour's wife.
10. You shall not covet your neighbour's goods.

I prefer the modified version combining 9 and 10. Thou shalt not covet thy
neighbour's wife's arse!

Al




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[Chris Rockcliffe]

Alfred Packer26/9/06 3:49

Post by Alfred Packer

Post by Danny Marshall
9. You shall not covet your neighbour's wife.
10. You shall not covet your neighbour's goods.

I prefer the modified version combining 9 and 10. Thou shalt not covet thy
neighbour's wife's arse!
Al

Now that... I like LOL :->)

Post by Alfred Packer
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