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The Crown of Twelve Stars
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Danny Marshall
2006-10-13 18:23:16 UTC
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Let us offer praise and thanksgiving
to the Most Holy Trinity,
Who has shown us the Virgin Mary,
clothed with the sun,
the moon under her feet,
and on her head a mystic crown of twelve stars.
Forever and ever.

Amen

Let us give praise and thanks to the Eternal Father,
Who chose her for His daughter.

Amen

Silently, pray the Our Father...

1

Praised be the Eternal Father,
Who predestined her to be the Mother of His Divine Son.

Amen

Hail Mary...

2

Praised be the Eternal Father,
Who preserved her from all stain of sin in her conception.

Amen

Hail Mary...

3

Praised be the Eternal Father,
Who adorned her at her birth
with His most excellent gifts.

Amen

Hail Mary...

4

V. Praised be the Eternal Father,
Who gave her Saint Joseph to be her companion
and most pure spouse.

Amen.

Hail Mary...

Glory Be To The Father...


V. Let us give praise and thanks to the Divine Son,
Who chose her for His Mother.
R. Amen.

Silently, pray the Our Father...

5

V. Praised be the Divine Son,
Who became incarnate in her womb
and there abode for nine months.
R. Amen.

Hail Mary...

6

V. Praised be the Divine Son,
Who was born of her and was nourished at her breast.
R. Amen.

Hail Mary...

7

V. Praised be the Divine Son,
Who in His childhood willed to be taught by her.
R. Amen.

Hail Mary...

8

V. Praised be the Divine Son,
Who revealed to her the mystery of the Redemption of the world.
R. Amen.

Glory Be To The Father...

V. Let us give praise and thanks to the Holy Spirit,
Who took her for His spouse.
R. Amen.

Silently, pray the Our Father...

9
V. Praised be the Holy Spirit,
Who revealed first to her His Name of Holy Spirit.
R. Amen

Hail Mary...

10
V. Praised be the Holy Spirit,
by Whose operation she was at once Virgin and Mother.
R. Amen

Hail Mary...

11
V. Praised be the Holy Spirit,
by Whose power she was the living temple of the ever-blessed Trinity.
R. Amen

Hail Mary...

12
Praised be the Holy Spirit,
by Whom she was exalted in Heaven above every living creature.
R. Amen

Hail Mary...

Glory Be To The Father...


Antiphon:

Let us praise Mary, who hath done so much for our good,
and let us say to her:
God hail thee, Mary,
Mother of Clemency,
Comfortress of the Afflicted,
Redemptress of Captives.
Thou art the glory of Jerusalem,
thou art the joy of Israel,
thou art the honour of our people.

V. Remember thy congregation *, O Mary.
R. Which belongs to thee from the beginning.

Let Us Pray

O God, Who by means of the Most Glorious Mother of Thy Divine Son,
didst enrich the Church with a new religious family
for the redemption of the faithful of Christ
from pagan oppression, grant, we beseech Thee,
that we may be freed from our sins
and from the bondage of the devil
by the merits and intercession of her
whom we devoutly venerate as the foundress
of so great a work.

R. Amen

Hail, Holy Queen...

(to be said for the Holy Catholic Church,
for the propagation of the Faith,
for peace among Christian peoples
and the extirpation of heresy).

(* The congregation referred to in this prayer is the Order of Our Lady
of Ransom [the Mercedarians], now called the Order of Our Lady of Mercy.
The Order of Our Lady of Ransom was founded by St. Peter Nolasco [c.
1189-1258] to ransom Christian slaves from the Moors. In addition to the
usual three vows, the Mercedarians took a fourth vow: to give themselves
up, if necessary, in exchange for a slave.)
NM
2006-10-13 18:59:35 UTC
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Danny Marshall wrote:

The usual unwelcome load of mumbo jumbo that nobody reads.

Why can't you post this shit to 'god bothering' groups where it may be
appreciated?

As you well know blind unquestioning faith has caused almost all wars
and has been the cause of the most death amoungst humans (natural
causes aside).

It's a necessity for the feeble minded amoungst mankind to invent god
or god's, this lends credibility to warfare which seems to be the
darwinian way of controlling the population by culling young males and
is easily achieved because there are high percentages of the gullable
and enough manipulative alpha males/females to provide motivation,
usually for their own gratification.

We can all be sure of one thing, there is a major war coming and guess
who will feature?
Maybe it could be billed as 'Christ versus the true prophet'.

I don't belive any of your shit yet I fear it may be a feature of my
death by default.

NM
Martin
2006-10-13 22:10:38 UTC
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Post by NM
Why can't you post this shit to 'god bothering' groups where it may be
appreciated?
The entry to Heaven is between a womans legs.
NM
2006-10-14 02:20:48 UTC
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Post by Martin
Post by NM
Why can't you post this shit to 'god bothering' groups where it may be
appreciated?
The entry to Heaven is between a womans legs.
Then why has everyone, without exception, found it necessary to exit
heaven?
Alfred Packer
2006-10-14 03:21:18 UTC
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Post by NM
Post by Martin
Post by NM
Why can't you post this shit to 'god bothering' groups where it may be
appreciated?
The entry to Heaven is between a womans legs.
Then why has everyone, without exception, found it necessary to exit
heaven?
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3
children.

Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her
and took the car.

So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came
to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man
pops out and shoots her in the stomach.

When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well.

16 years later

16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said
"mom mom guess what?"

"What?"

I pissed out a bullet.

So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.

Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said
"mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet."

So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago.

Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?"

The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet."

"No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!"



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NM
2006-10-14 13:10:39 UTC
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Post by Alfred Packer
Post by NM
Post by Martin
Post by NM
Why can't you post this shit to 'god bothering' groups where it may be
appreciated?
The entry to Heaven is between a womans legs.
Then why has everyone, without exception, found it necessary to exit
heaven?
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3
children.
Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her
and took the car.
So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came
to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man
pops out and shoots her in the stomach.
When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well.
16 years later
16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said
"mom mom guess what?"
"What?"
I pissed out a bullet.
So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.
Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said
"mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet."
So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago.
Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?"
The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet."
"No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!"
Poor caliber joke, did you get it from a magazine?

NM
Humpin Jake
2006-10-14 19:54:15 UTC
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Post by Martin
Post by NM
Why can't you post this shit to 'god bothering' groups where it may be
appreciated?
The entry to Heaven is between a womans legs.
Would that be going in, or coming out???
'enry
2006-10-15 09:41:50 UTC
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On Sat, 14 Oct 2006 19:54:15 GMT, "Humpin Jake"
Post by Humpin Jake
Post by Martin
Post by NM
Why can't you post this shit to 'god bothering' groups where it may be
appreciated?
The entry to Heaven is between a womans legs.
Would that be going in, or coming out???
Humpin,

are you a poof? Just asking.
MrBlueSkye
2006-10-18 21:57:39 UTC
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Post by Martin
Post by NM
Why can't you post this shit to 'god bothering' groups where it may be
appreciated?
The entry to Heaven is between a womans legs.
Or Hell if of the unhygienic variety.
Dave
2006-10-28 06:43:00 UTC
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Post by Danny Marshall
Let us offer praise and thanksgiving
Very large snip of complete and utter bollocks
Post by Danny Marshall
R. Amen
Thought it was a local pub!

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