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Tesco Scam - Warning
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JonDown
2006-02-09 20:26:42 UTC
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This happened to me at Tesco in Exeter and it could happen to you.
So PLEASE be careful.
Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen
with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their
skimpy t-shirts. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them
and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to
another Tesco.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex
with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my
wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
Saturday, and also yesterday...
So be careful gents!!
Bring Tescos to Canada too.....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060209/ts_afp/britainusretailinvestcompanytesco

Jon~
Leslie
2006-02-09 20:47:41 UTC
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Don't you just hate it when you are in bed with three women

and the least good looking one says save it for me
Post by JonDown
This happened to me at Tesco in Exeter and it could happen to you.
So PLEASE be careful.
Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen
with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their
skimpy t-shirts. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them
and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to
another Tesco.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex
with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my
wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
Saturday, and also yesterday...
So be careful gents!!
Bring Tescos to Canada too.....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060209/ts_afp/britainusretailinvestcompanytesco
Jon~
JonDown
2006-02-09 20:56:18 UTC
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Post by Leslie
Don't you just hate it when you are in bed with three women
and the least good looking one says save it for me
I had a three man tent once...why don't they sell a one man two woman tent?

Jon~
Steve Yerbury
2006-02-09 21:43:14 UTC
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Post by JonDown
Post by Leslie
Don't you just hate it when you are in bed with three women
and the least good looking one says save it for me
I had a three man tent once...why don't they sell a one man two woman tent?
Jon~
'Cos it would still need fart flaps.
--
Gerbil
Just Another Residents Fan
2006-02-09 22:29:03 UTC
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Post by JonDown
I had a three man tent once...
Jon~
Think yerself lucky. I got a 7 man tent here..
Fred
2006-02-09 23:20:42 UTC
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Post by Just Another Residents Fan
Post by JonDown
I had a three man tent once...
Jon~
Think yerself lucky. I got a 7 man tent here..
Plenty of room then:
NP http://www.terrificmusic.com/files/music/L/lonely_boy_andrew_gold.ram
Sharky
2006-02-10 00:45:53 UTC
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Post by Just Another Residents Fan
Post by JonDown
I had a three man tent once...
Jon~
Think yerself lucky. I got a 7 man tent here..
Is that one on the top, three on the bottom(s)?
Korky
2006-02-09 21:15:21 UTC
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On Thu, 9 Feb 2006 20:47:41 -0000, "Leslie"
Post by Leslie
Don't you just hate it when you are in bed with three women
and the least good looking one says save it for me
.

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Tee hee hee <smirk> tee hee hee.
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Steve Yerbury
2006-02-09 21:41:59 UTC
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Post by Leslie
Don't you just hate it when you are in bed with three women
and the least good looking one says save it for me
So who would you give your last Rolo to?
--
Gerbil
Ronald J. Bartle
2006-04-09 16:08:00 UTC
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Post by JonDown
This happened to me at Tesco in Exeter and it could happen to you.
So PLEASE be careful.
Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen
with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their
skimpy t-shirts. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them
and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to
another Tesco.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex
with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my
wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
Saturday, and also yesterday...
So be careful gents!!
Bring Tescos to Canada too.....
Nice joke Jon - took me a while to _explain_ it too my German wife.. but
then even she enjoyed it.

ron b

(p.s. Not sure why loads of articles in u.l.cornwall seem to be multiple
sends?)

rb
Jon Coleman
2006-04-12 02:02:22 UTC
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On Sun, 09 Apr 2006 18:08:00 +0200, "Ronald J. Bartle"
Post by Ronald J. Bartle
(p.s. Not sure why loads of articles in u.l.cornwall seem to be multiple
sends?)
rb
Cos you're a cunt?

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