Bang in Bude?

[Just Another Residents Fan]

any pics/videos of this UFO?

What happened.....

Had few days spare so went to my favorite
stomping ground at Bude.

26 October. Went to see Leslie and Beryl
with the usual warm welcome. Doesn't Leslie
look dapper in a tuxedo? And as for his new
cooker - WOW!!!.......

27 October at 11:50 am I was laying down
in a mobile home at Bude and me lad was
in the swimming pool. Everything blissfully
peaceful.

Suddenly one almighty B-A-N-G and the MH shook
violently.

As the site is run 100% on Propane I assumed that
a bottle had exploded and fearing the worst, ran
off towards the club house which is next to the
swimming pool. Both were intact and fine.

People were running everywhere looking for the
source of the explosion which really was H-U-G-E.
No smoke or damage could be seen anywhere nor were
any alarms going off.

A few minutes past and Bude was swamped with
emergency services BUT no one knew where the
bang had come from so you can imagine the sight
of firemen looking for a non existent fire to deal with.

There were no 'planes in the area so a sonic boom
was ruled out. The weather was fine.

A house had a large crack running down the brickwork
and one guy working in a garage was left deafened
by the blast.

One drivers wife had convinced him that the sudden
violent jolt of his car was a pedestrian going under
it so he was busy trying to find the Invisible Man and
didn't seem to notice 30 security guys running around
in different directions trying to trace the source of the
blast.

The blast was heard for some 30 miles radius with the
epicenter directly above (in?) Bude.

BBC cameras appeared later and item went out on SW TV
news.

The military (as usual!) denied responsibility but
as I said, no 'planes were heard.

The other possibility that was put forward was that it
was a meteorite (right time of year for it) but I
would have thought that would have left a trail of
light/smoke/damage. (I would also thunk that a meteor leaves
a double bang but not sure on this.)

Very strange indeed and the blast was a damn sight
more than I've ever heard from a Lithium battery so
no.... Nothing to do with him!

The day before, we were at Crackington Haven and a silver
cigar shaped thingy was hovering in the sky which is why I
mentioned UFO's...

Sorry, was all far too quick for picture taking and my main
concern was obviously my lad...

[Just Another Residents Fan]

http://members.aol.com/smellyfartybum/campfire.mp3

LOL where do you find this shit

They sing it at the clubhouse while waiting for meteors to land
or a local to buy a round. Loadsa of fun..

[Fred]

Post by Just Another Residents Fan

any pics/videos of this UFO?

What happened.....
Had few days spare so went to my favorite
stomping ground at Bude.
26 October. Went to see Leslie and Beryl
with the usual warm welcome. Doesn't Leslie
look dapper in a tuxedo? And as for his new
cooker - WOW!!!.......
27 October at 11:50 am I was laying down
in a mobile home at Bude and me lad was
in the swimming pool. Everything blissfully
peaceful.
Suddenly one almighty B-A-N-G and the MH shook
violently.
As the site is run 100% on Propane I assumed that
a bottle had exploded and fearing the worst, ran
off towards the club house which is next to the
swimming pool. Both were intact and fine.
People were running everywhere looking for the
source of the explosion which really was H-U-G-E.
No smoke or damage could be seen anywhere nor were
any alarms going off.
A few minutes past and Bude was swamped with
emergency services BUT no one knew where the
bang had come from so you can imagine the sight
of firemen looking for a non existent fire to deal with.
There were no 'planes in the area so a sonic boom
was ruled out. The weather was fine.
A house had a large crack running down the brickwork
and one guy working in a garage was left deafened
by the blast.
One drivers wife had convinced him that the sudden
violent jolt of his car was a pedestrian going under
it so he was busy trying to find the Invisible Man and
didn't seem to notice 30 security guys running around
in different directions trying to trace the source of the
blast.
The blast was heard for some 30 miles radius with the
epicenter directly above (in?) Bude.
BBC cameras appeared later and item went out on SW TV
news.
The military (as usual!) denied responsibility but
as I said, no 'planes were heard.
The other possibility that was put forward was that it
was a meteorite (right time of year for it) but I
would have thought that would have left a trail of
light/smoke/damage. (I would also thunk that a meteor leaves
a double bang but not sure on this.)
Very strange indeed and the blast was a damn sight
more than I've ever heard from a Lithium battery so
no.... Nothing to do with him!
The day before, we were at Crackington Haven and a silver
cigar shaped thingy was hovering in the sky which is why I
mentioned UFO's...
Sorry, was all far too quick for picture taking and my main
concern was obviously my lad...

So aliens decide to visit our planet and park over Bude whilst tiley is
allegedly staying there, he then spot's the the fuckers spaceship but
decides to save the children first!

[Just Another Residents Fan]

Fred (Real name EDWIN the-tyre-bodger) ranted because he is pissed as
usual

Post by Fred
So aliens decide to visit our planet

I asked them why they had crashed their spaceship
and they said it was because the wheels had fallen
off after some fat, smelling of piss, old cunt
without a clue in Taunton had fitted dodgy cheap
Chinese tyres and overcharged them for doing so.

[Just Another Residents Fan]

They also said they were trying to put back a "Jon Down"
who they abducted from Earth several weeks ago.

Their "leader" was a large blobby messy thing help up by
what looked like two wooden stick things and white string
hanging from the rear of what I assume was a head.

Strange place the Southwest....

[Fred]

Post by Just Another Residents Fan
Fred (Real name EDWIN the-tyre-bodger) ranted because he is pissed as
usual

Post by Fred
So aliens decide to visit our planet

I asked them why they had crashed their spaceship
and they said it was because the wheels had fallen
off after some fat, smelling of piss, old cunt
without a clue in Taunton had fitted dodgy cheap
Chinese tyres and overcharged them for doing so.

Well that rules me out then you gummy twat, Kumho tyres are made in Korea
not China, Ohh Stop Press!!!!!!!!!! tiley has played the *Smelling of piss
card* !!! Beam you up twatty...

[Just Another Residents Fan]

played the *Smelling of piss card* !!!..

Never having met you, I didn't even know you was holding one until
I spoke to your mate and he should know...

Let's face it if several of your own customers and mates tell me that
you are a half pickled
cunt who smells of piss and smegma to others behind your back didn't
you ought to worry about whether it's true?

You also *DO* sell second hand tyre VAT free and cash in hand
(undeclared income) to keep you in 1664.

One of my informants is a female who knows you well EDWIN..

[Fred]

Wrong as usual dopey, I have the mother of all colds and have not had a
drink for a week!

Post by Just Another Residents Fan

played the *Smelling of piss card* !!!..

You said that was why you went for Bunt in the first place?

Post by Just Another Residents Fan
Never having met you,

That's because you don't have the ball's that Nobby has.,

I didn't even know you was holding one until

Post by Just Another Residents Fan
I spoke to your mate and he should know...
Let's face it if several of your own customers and mates tell me that
you are a half pickled
cunt who smells of piss and smegma to others behind your back didn't
you ought to worry about whether it's true?

I don't do mates tiley.

Post by Just Another Residents Fan
You also *DO* sell second hand tyre VAT free and cash in hand
(undeclared income) to keep you in 1664.

Any fucker want this as a no win no fee?

Post by Just Another Residents Fan
One of my informants is a female who knows you well EDWIN..

[Just Another Residents Fan]

Post by Fred

Post by Just Another Residents Fan
Never having met you,

That's because you don't have the ball's that Nobby has.,

It don't need balls to meet you Edwin. It just needs someone
with no sense of smell.

Time for your dose of vulcanised brake fluid

[Fred]

Post by Just Another Residents Fan
One of my informants is a female who knows you well EDWIN..

They know me really well then mr worthless cunt, since he age of 16 I have
been known by another name? Only the bank manager and worthless cunts like
you call me Edwin.

[Lis Keard]

Post by Just Another Residents Fan

any pics/videos of this UFO?

What happened.....
Had few days spare so went to my favorite
stomping ground at Bude.
26 October. Went to see Leslie and Beryl
with the usual warm welcome. Doesn't Leslie
look dapper in a tuxedo? And as for his new
cooker - WOW!!!.......
27 October at 11:50 am I was laying down
in a mobile home at Bude and me lad was
in the swimming pool. Everything blissfully
peaceful.
Suddenly one almighty B-A-N-G and the MH shook
violently.
As the site is run 100% on Propane I assumed that
a bottle had exploded and fearing the worst, ran
off towards the club house which is next to the
swimming pool. Both were intact and fine.
People were running everywhere looking for the
source of the explosion which really was H-U-G-E.
No smoke or damage could be seen anywhere nor were
any alarms going off.
A few minutes past and Bude was swamped with
emergency services BUT no one knew where the
bang had come from so you can imagine the sight
of firemen looking for a non existent fire to deal with.
There were no 'planes in the area so a sonic boom
was ruled out. The weather was fine.
A house had a large crack running down the brickwork
and one guy working in a garage was left deafened
by the blast.
One drivers wife had convinced him that the sudden
violent jolt of his car was a pedestrian going under
it so he was busy trying to find the Invisible Man and
didn't seem to notice 30 security guys running around
in different directions trying to trace the source of the
blast.
The blast was heard for some 30 miles radius with the
epicenter directly above (in?) Bude.
BBC cameras appeared later and item went out on SW TV
news.
The military (as usual!) denied responsibility but
as I said, no 'planes were heard.
The other possibility that was put forward was that it
was a meteorite (right time of year for it) but I
would have thought that would have left a trail of
light/smoke/damage. (I would also thunk that a meteor leaves
a double bang but not sure on this.)
Very strange indeed and the blast was a damn sight
more than I've ever heard from a Lithium battery so
no.... Nothing to do with him!
The day before, we were at Crackington Haven and a silver
cigar shaped thingy was hovering in the sky which is why I
mentioned UFO's...
Sorry, was all far too quick for picture taking and my main
concern was obviously my lad...

lovely stuff, thanks I have been keeping myself updated on this one but
couldn't get online to reply