Did Thomas the Tank Engine ever really exist?

[Norcot]

IN THE MEANTIME BE CAREFULL WHO'S THREAD YOU JOIN.

Threadbare, I'd say, and shouting it.

Rex

[Malcolm]

No, but Harry Potter did.

Proof - His father was the God Ptah, who was seen by Egyptians as a Potter.
Ptah's Son, i.e. the Son of God, was the Egyptian Krst (meaning
the mummy when embalmed). He was recognised by the Christ-Na's of India
(now known as Krishna's), as Ari Ari. Hence Ari Ptah - Harry Potter.